How to Get Rich Quick and Easy
Are you interested in getting rich quick and easy? If so, then follow these 5 great tips to get rich quick!
Top Tips for Getting Rich Quick and Easy
- Win the lottery – This really is my preferred and easy method for getting rich quick and easy. What could be easier than spending $1 and walking out the door a millionaire? Nothing – that’s what!
- Sell illegal drugs – With the US government’s war on drugs, it has made the prices of illegal drugs sky rocket in recent decades. If you can find a good source for your product, you can really flip the product for a nice profit. This one really requires that you have a good network of contacts, but just about anyone can get started and work your way up! Have you ever seen the movie Scarface? Enough said! Just focus on the first half of the movie and forget the second half 🙂
- Ransoming pets – Say hello to your neighbors little friend. Snagging someone’s pet and ransoming it for money is a good way to earn a quick buck. You’ll just have to make sure you are not caught and you can drop the pet off once the money is received without being recognized. I will leave the details of this plan up to you – I’ve painted the broad brush strokes…
- Leveraged Buyout – OK, let’s move onto something a little more legal. If you are able to get your hands on some money, you can always perform a leveraged buyout of a company and sell off its assets for a profit. Just make sure you do your homework! This one is a little trickier because you will have to convince someone to loan you 7+ figures, but you can do it! I have faith in you.
- Pick-pocketing – Alright, this idea takes a bit of skill and practice, but once you get the hang of it, it’s like riding a bike. If you live near a public place that tends to get crowded, you can easily make several hundred dollars an hour. Just make sure you have a spotter – someone to distract the victim while you move in for the score.
How to Get Rich Quick and Easy – Final Thoughts
Alright, I’ve given you five great ways for how to get rich quick and easy. You can pick from the list and get started today! If you find you are good at one, you can always take that profit and roll it into another idea!
P.S. – if you made it this far without realizing this was an April Fool’s joke, then we need to talk 🙂 I have some land that I need to sell…
Oh, I forgot it’s April Fools Day! Hahah!! How I wish I can win the lottery in the future BUT my problem is I never buy lottery tickets. 🙂
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That’s a good thing! The lottery is a very bad use of your money 🙂
I love the idea of ransoming your neighbors pet! I mean I would never do that, but it is something I’ve never heard of before and could be a quick way to make some cash. Of course, if they find out, you’ll lose the money just as quick!
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Just remember – possession is nine tenths of the law!